Humour, Writing challenge

Three Things I Would Do For No Pay

Day 03:

Doing something for no pay can only mean two things:

1. The job is something you freaking love doing.

2. You are out of your damn mind.

For me, I think its a mixture of the two.

I have a long list of what I could do for no money but I am just going to write about the first three serious things that have nothing to do with food or lazying around.

1. Work as a P.A for Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie:

Did I just say P.A? I would hella be satisfied mopping the ground she walks on for no pay. I totally adore her.๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2. Be a freelance Movie Critic:

Anyone who has watched a movie with me knows that I actually do this for free.

3. Babysitting

Aside from my love for kids, I also have a secret love for baby food and cereals. My favorite brands are Heinz and Kelloggs respectively.

I know I said my list was serious and didn’t have anything to do with food.๐Ÿ™„

Anyways let me hear from you, what are the three things you would for no pay?

11 thoughts on “Three Things I Would Do For No Pay”

  1. You really are out of your mind, aren’t you? Babysitting for free like that…anyways thanks for liking my recent posts, really dig the support.

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  2. – Helping a new colleague with “complicated” office work (it’s more like an “I’ve been there, know how you feel” situation)
    – Eating ijekuje ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ah, my goid, I could be a food critic for free as far as I’m sure the food is safe.
    – Play with cute, non crying, non cranky babies… Immediately they do “eii” or “eeee”, I’d just say “Oya find your mama”
    – For now, sending job vacancies and openings (a number of people have said I should monetise this skill and I think I might heed that advice soon)
    – Be the PA to Warren Buffet, Bill Gates or Elon Musk ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ those men ehhhh, my money crushes…

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