Humour, Writing challenge

Unpopular Opinions

Omg! It’s already Day 21.

Day 21:

Unpopular opinions are personal views that are generally regarded with disfavor or lack general approval. I also like to consider unpopular opinions as the less traveled path of thinking.

I hold certain general perspective on things but I also have views that go against the norm and may be referred to as unpopular.

So, let’s get down to my list:

1. Game of Thrones wasn’t all that, and I know deep down in our hearts we all know this.๐Ÿ˜’

2. Basmati Rice is overrated, Nigerians just eat it because it’s what is trending.๐Ÿ˜‘

3. Watermelon juice is a silly thing to make. It already contains enough water so why blend it.

4. Chocolate cake in Nigeria contains 100% artificial coloring and flavor and 0% chocolate.

5. Women should be able to use men bathrooms when the queue is long. I mean the men bathrooms are always empty anyway.๐Ÿ’

6. Pedophiles should be shot in the knees and thrown into the ocean to be eaten by sharks.

7. Abortion should be legalized. Yup, I am pro-choice.

8. There is no such thing as the Honey-Moon phase, if youโ€™re in love, youโ€™re in love. You donโ€™t just โ€œlose the lovey-doveyโ€ feeling after the first couple of months. Except, of course, you were just lusting.

9. God could have just killed/forgiven the devil and moved on swiftly. I think all this Armageddon shit is dramatic!

10. Christians should stop practicing Jewish traditions and stick to the teachings of Jesus only.

11. Testimonies about everyone dying or getting injured except one Christian is very insensitive.

12. Many Nigerians have never tasted real butter. We mistake margarine for butter.

13. I think it’s ridiculous how angels and demons have cool powers but humans are left with just prayer. I want to be able to fly and be invisible and spit fire from time to time.๐Ÿ˜ฉ

14. You can’t be a billionaire without cutting corners. *I am not ready for any argument on this๐Ÿ˜’*

15. We should have three weekend days, Saturday & Sunday is not enough.

16. Using makeup regularly is an expensive way of ruining your own skin.

17. Saggy and perky boobs are both attractive.

18. The term “fat” is not an insult.

19. People who end a list with an odd number (apart from 5) are problematic in real life.

20. Being with someone you love and who loves you back is the best feeling in the world.

21. No one needs to wear “the pant” in the relationship.

22. Everyone should have a water bottle.

23. Graduating with good grades is not overrated. Whatever is worth doing, is worth doing well.

24. Pockets in dresses are the greatest invention ever.

25. Nobody does cosmetic surgery for themselves, let’s stop lying to ourselves about this.

26. People who use “females” instead of “women” when referring to humans should be smacked in the face.

27. Stretch marks are beautiful.

28. Morning devotion has no place in the workplace. Pray at home before coming to work.

29. Children deserve respect, they have feelings and opinions too.

30. You need to be in touch with your feminine side to be a great father and vice versa.

31. The victims of infidelity are the estranged spouse and lover.

32. Everyone knows you are wearing a waist trainer when you wear one, that means, everybody already knows you don’t have a flat stomach so why don’t you just breathe and feel comfortable.

I know you may not agree with my opinions but I guess that is what makes them unpopular.

Feel free to share your unpopular opinions with me in the comment section.

Have a fun Friday!

17 thoughts on “Unpopular Opinions”

  1. I lost track with how many I agreed to. Definitely watermelon juice is mostly water and very limited flavour wise. I think some of the opinions were the tip of an interesting story or blog post. You have a wonderful sense of humour

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  2. I agree with some of this while some of this had me laughing like what did you drink before creating this post????? This armageddon apocalypse wahala is really getting on my nerves itcould have be finished thousands of years ago but nooooo the has to be horsemen end times and the devil being allowed to make our teeth gnash while the righteous get raptured… which sounds rather painful but what do i know
    ~B

    PS I really struggle with how to refer to ladies so is female a bad term or what educate a brother before I refer to some women as females or chicks and not know what just hit me

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    1. Female/male are regarded as genders of any living thing, including plants and animals. The female human is called a woman/lady/girl and the male human is called a man/boy.

      I am so happy you enjoyed this post!๐Ÿค—

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