Recipe of Me

God definitely ran out of ingredients making me. *Dont ask me how I know this🙄*

I heard some people were made through this nasty thing called sex, but I don’t know how true that story is. My parents told me I was made from the finest of ingredients and baked in an oven, and I totally believe them.

I actually do have my recipe if you are looking to make this bunch of sweetness and awesome baby gurl.

And today is your lucky day because I want to share how to make Ria.

So, here is a recipe of me:


  • 50 cups of inappropriate humour
  • ½ teaspoon of seriousness
  • 10½ cooking spoon of clumsiness
  • 1 large bowl of intelligence
  • A handful of family members
  • 2 gallons of romance and daydreaming
  • 3 large cups of brown sugar
  • A dash of hating😒
  • 2 tablespoon of overthinking
  • 2 slices of hard work
  • A pinch of procrastination
  • 1¼ cup of beauty
  • A bag of sarcasm

Cooking Directions:

  • Preheat oven for 5 minutes.
  • Pour the whole ingredients in a very large bowl and mix till a fine consistency is achieved.
  • Oops! I just spilled a full bottle of horrible-taste-in-music in the bowl.
  • Anyways, knead to ensure great texture and make sure you don’t spill the bottle when making your version of me.
  • Feel free to add any desired seasoning to spice me up.
  • Pour the mixture in a pan and place it in the oven for 40 minutes.
  • Bake at 500°C

N.B: The hotter the better.


You just made me.


Have an awesome Friday!

Feel free to share a recipe of you in the comment section.

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